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For Your Information: A "Does This Beach Make Me Look Fat" Essay
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For Your Information: A "Does This Beach Make Me Look Fat?" Essay by Lisa Scottoline
Does This Beach Make Me Look Fat? is a collection of funny stories and true confessions that every woman can relate to by Lisa Scottoline and Francesca Serritella - the unstoppable, irreverent mother-daughter team.
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