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Evil Little F---s
- Narrated by: Cassandra Arnold
- Length: 6 hrs and 36 mins
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Evil comes in fun-sized packages. Behind the façade of sweetness and light, there lurks a darkness that defies comprehension as the veil of innocence is cruelly stripped away to reveal something far more sinister.
Journey through the twisted minds of evil children, those who are born not of childish whimsy, but rather sprout from the seeds of nightmares. Presenting Evil Little F---s, a curated anthology of horror stories penned by leading authors in the genre. Traverse a universe where humanity’s own offspring unleash a level of brutality that surpasses the capabilities of most adults. Just remember, you brought them into this world, and you just might have to take them out.
Brought to you by Sinister Smile Press, the creators of If I Die Before I Wake - The Better Off Dead Series.
Edited by R.E. Sargent and Steven Pajak.
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