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- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 23 hrs and 52 mins
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Nathan's life was defined by labs and lectures until an Archmage yanked him into Davrar and made him a tantalizing offer: master magic in exchange for Earth's scientific secrets. Yet, Nathan can't shake off the feeling that darker truths lurk beneath such promises. The world of Davrar is a dangerous place teeming with dungeons and monsters–ruled by levels, Talents, and a near-infinite progression of power. Nathan will need to rely on himself to survive, forging alliances and taking every advantage he can get against those that seek to control him.
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Not a bad book
- By Dan on 10-17-23
By: Alexander Olson
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- Shay
- 02-17-24
Fun-tasy
A funny book made even funnier by a fantastic audiobook narrator. She does great accents and gives a distinct personality to each of the characters. You can tell how much fun she had with the narration.
The book follows a distinct cast of characters you aren’t going to find anywhere else. A three year old trapped in an adult barbarian king’s body. An evil necromancer king who is embarrassed by his proud mama who just wants to cheer him on. A girl who uses photographic evidence of a magical realm to become an Instagram influencer. It’s a cool genre blend about average modern day people who find themselves body swapped and realm swapped with a gang of fantasy heroes. It’s fun watching all the different characters and pieces come together around the plot in a cohesive way.
The book doesn’t take itself too seriously either, and that makes space for plenty of jokes and references to slip in when you least expect it. The author does a great job subverting expectations and getting a laugh out of you over all the little details.
This book is just fun. If you like fantasy and comedy, this is the book to read/listen to.
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- Athena (OneReadingNurse)
- 02-09-24
hilarious story
This is so much fun and the narrator is absolutely amazing. I am not a fan of kids and she did a great job bringing out how annoying they are, plus a ton of other accents and fun things.
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