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Hat's Entertainment!: A Humorous High Fantasy
- Hat Trick, Book 2
- Narrated by: John Lee
- Length: 10 hrs and 31 mins
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Magically transformed into a hat, a wizard must endure being worn by a dwarf questing through a labyrinthine underworld, in this comical fantasy adventure.
Answers and vengeance are so close that Absalom Scryne can almost taste them. Perhaps if his consciousness had been transferred to a pair of shoes instead of a hat, he would've had the necessary tongue to do so . . .
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 13
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 12
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Story4 out of 5 stars 12
Henry already died once. Does he really need to do it again? Now he's a skeleton with a stat sheet, skills, and an insatiable desire to kill humans. Lurking in the very depths of his bleached skull, some remnant of his old self still remains—and it wants to break free just as badly as Henry wants to figure out how he's a skeleton in the first place. And Henry isn't the only one. Other skeletons are gaining sentience all over Jallfoss. Is there any way back? Any way to break the curse that holds all of Jallfoss in its icy grip?
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4 out of 5 stars
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Keeps you hooked
- By Anonymous User on 05-30-24
By: Bruce Jamison
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Paragon of Blood
- Paragon, Book 1
- By: Luke Chmilenko, Alex Knight
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 15 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 495
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 442
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 441
All Auric Cain ever wanted was a chance. A chance to prove himself. A chance to take control of his life. A chance to be more than a lowly D-Tier, the lowest of the low, in a world broken by the arrival of an alien, enigmatic being known as The System.
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3 out of 5 stars
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The MC is an idiot
- By Kindle Customer on 03-07-22
By: Luke Chmilenko, and others
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The Adventures of Harold Hatch Cryptid Liaison
- The Department of Welfare and Safety Cryptid division Files, Book 1
- By: David Knapp
- Narrated by: Bruce Murdock
- Length: 9 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1
Have you ever seen someone and thought? There is no way they're human. Or maybe you wonder why nobody has ever gotten a clear picture of Bigfoot. Well chances are that weird guy isn't human. And as for the picture thing. Well that would violate the woodland treaty of '55. What about all those things from folklore? You know like the Wendigo or maybe elves. Well the Wendigo is a recluse. and elves are actually stranded aliens.(long story)
By: David Knapp
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The Eternal Dungeon
- By: Tracy Gregory
- Narrated by: Graham Mack
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 26
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 21
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 21
A place of wonder, excitement, deadly traps and ferocious monsters, the Eternal Dungeon is an endless labyrinth of tunnels and rooms. With death awaiting through every door the dungeon needs new inhabitants to feed its hunger. Enter Jackson, snatched from his home via magic portal and dumped into the dungeon's dank halls. Assigned the role of a disposable monster by the class-based levelling system that puts the Eternal Dungeons denizens on an even footing, he must learn to master his new powers to survive.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A well written, clever book with great narration
- By Chris on 04-12-24
By: Tracy Gregory
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Berry Barry
- The Blood Orchard War Arc
- By: Vash The Author
- Narrated by: Ben Douglas
- Length: 8 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 51
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 47
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Story4 out of 5 stars 46
Barry just wanted to get through life. Working a useless job by day, drinking at a forgotten bar by night. It was a miserable cycle, but one he grew attached to over time. Then Barry died.
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1 out of 5 stars
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not good bad narration
- By Bruce Bormann on 02-28-24
By: Vash The Author
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Assassinated King, Volume 1
- By: Michael Plymel
- Narrated by: Mason Born, Kat Riley
- Length: 10 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 32
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 28
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Story4 out of 5 stars 28
Getting assassinated sucks. Just ask Thomas, a man from Earth who made a few too many enemies. Or you could ask Lucian, the crown prince of another world who met a similar fate. But if you were to ask either of them, then you'd actually be asking the same man, as Thomas' soul was crammed into Lucian's body during their simultaneous assassinations. The Goddess who reincarnated him didn't do it for free, though. She tasked Lucian with the simple quest of saving the Almekian Kingdom from the brink of collapse.
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5 out of 5 stars
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FLOOF
- By G on 04-11-24
By: Michael Plymel
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Modern Patriarch
- A Xianxia Cultivation Progression Fantasy
- By: Daoist Enigma
- Narrated by: Ralph Lister
- Length: 13 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 50
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 44
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Story4 out of 5 stars 44
When Yao Shen, Patriarch of the Heavenly Sky Sect, ascends and regains memories of his past life on Planet Earth, he realizes that he can no longer allow himself to accept the cruel and violent ways of Eliria, the realm of cultivation. So he decides to change it. It was time to found a new sect. One based on the values of honor and equality over senseless violence and discrimination. A sect where all, from the mortal farmer’s son to a sect elder's daughter, were held accountable to the same rules.
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1 out of 5 stars
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DNF'd and here's why...
- By Lonnie-The GreatNorthernTroll-Moore on 04-10-24
By: Daoist Enigma
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Reincarnation
- A Wuxia/Xianxia Cultivation Novel (Path of Lazy Immortal Book 1)
- By: A.P. Gore, Patricia Jones
- Narrated by: Steve Corona
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 106
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 71
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Story4 out of 5 stars 71
After reincarnating in his younger self, Li Wei wants to use the knowledge of the future to live a carefree life as a lazy immortal. But every new path taken is a path not yet explored. And every path not yet explored has a chance to be a perilous path. Walking on such a path, Li Wei has to forge his own way with a unique body cultivation method and fix his dantian to cultivate qi and learn alchemy. But when a choice comes that could either save his whole clan or destroy it, what choice will Li Wei make?
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2 out of 5 stars
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TOO. MUCH. EXPOSITION.
- By AJ on 04-23-23
By: A.P. Gore, and others
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First Necromancer: Book I
- By: Coldfang89
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland
- Length: 17 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 139
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 129
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 129
In just seven days, the world will crumble. The System's Descent will usher in a new era of chaos: wild animals mutating, monstrous creatures emerging, and the cessation of modern technology. Humanity will be left defenseless. Drew Wright knows none of this. At least not until he is rudely ripped from his bed and thrust into a white room to undergo a taser-happy ‘Tutorial’. Turns out, he is one of a thousand randomly selected people to be forewarned of the approaching apocalypse. Now, he faces the delightful task of convincing his wife and mother of the devastation hurtling towards them.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Deeply Irrational Main Character
- By Ryan on 04-18-24
By: Coldfang89
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The Villainess Is an SS+ Rank Adventurer
- The Villainess Is an SS+ Rank Adventurer, Book 1
- By: Kaye Ng
- Narrated by: Brenna Larsen
- Length: 8 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 130
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 96
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Story4 out of 5 stars 96
Juliette Contzen is a lazy, good-for-nothing princess. Overshadowed by her siblings, she's left with little to do but nap, read, and occasionally cut the falling raindrops with her sword. Spotted one day by an astonished adventurer, he insists on grading Juliette's swordsmanship, then promptly has a mental breakdown at the result. Soon after, Juliette is given the news that her kingdom is on the brink of bankruptcy. At the threat of being married off, the lazy princess vows to do whatever it takes to maintain her current lifestyle.
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5 out of 5 stars
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An awesome start
- By Austin Verm on 09-11-23
By: Kaye Ng
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Seize the Day: A World Conquest Isekai
- Empress, Book 1
- By: J. V. Simms
- Narrated by: Hollie Jackson
- Length: 19 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 127
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 109
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 109
When an ambitious teenage girl from Earth finds herself in a magical realm, she could be the hero—but she'd prefer to be the villain. When power-hungry Everly is reborn into a medieval world where elemental magic rules and she receives her elemental servants—the oddly sadistic Eris and the fun-loving Titania—years earlier than one typically would, she knows she's destined for a command of necromantic magic the likes of which her peers can only dream.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Brilliant yet scary!
- By Donald on 04-17-24
By: J. V. Simms
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The Beast of Spearpointe
- Swords of Faith, Book One
- By: Jeremiah D. MacRoberts
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 16 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 1
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1
This traditional fantasy adventure follows the early adult life of Bengallen as he emerges from the ashes of a broken destiny and is thrust into an uncertain future. In many ways Bengallen wants to restore, reclaim, or revenge aspects of his old life, but he is presented with a place and people, living under the threat of an ancient evil, who are in desperate need of a hero. He will face difficult choices and be called upon to perform deeds that cause even the gods themselves to shudder. He will know pain. He will be cast down. The question before him is not whether to rise, but how. The ...
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Apocalypse Summoner
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: DB King
- Narrated by: Pavi Proczko
- Length: 13 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 59
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 52
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Story4 out of 5 stars 52
Me? I was an innocent bystander in a shootout between mobsters and spawned monsters. Thankfully, the System granted me the power to bring forth monsters from the void. With this ability to command magical beasts, I might just live out the apocalypse. Together with a ragtag group of survivors, we're wading through the mayhem while searching for somewhere safe. Somewhere that monsters aren't desperately trying to kill us, where the opportunistic among humanity aren't looking for easy XP.
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3 out of 5 stars
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narrator was done well
- By donald on 05-24-24
By: DB King
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Single Orc Dad
- A Sweet Monster Treats Standalone
- By: Ava Ross
- Narrated by: Heather Firth, Aiden Snow
- Length: 4 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 12
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 11
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Story5 out of 5 stars 11
I'm determined to turn Quirky Kingdom into the showpiece it used to be. Problem is—more than just the rides need fixing. It's way more than I can handle on my own. I tap my new neighbor to help—Rexin, a hunky orc handyman who's also a single dad extraordinaire. Since it's summer, he brings his twelve-year-old son to the job with him.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Another winner!
- By Margaret on 04-16-24
By: Ava Ross
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Shattered Diaspora
- Hull Scrappers, Volume 1
- By: Andrew Seiple
- Narrated by: Ryan Burke
- Length: 9 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 10
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 10
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 10
When a salvage job on an old battlefield goes awry, Kril's left with no crew, no food, a suspiciously absent client, and far too many enemies. Fortunately, it's a big universe, and he's got a fast ship and the best pilot in twenty light-years to watch his back. His journey to keep 'er flying and get a crew back together will take him from rescue operations in collapsing freighters to fighting dinosaurs in the sewage canals of pirate paradises and to points beyond. The odds are stacked against him, but Kril keeps it simple.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Really good
- By Heather on 03-08-24
By: Andrew Seiple
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