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Chinese New Year
- Narrated by: Wesley Landry
- Length: 5 hrs and 29 mins
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Publisher's summary
Getting old feels inevitable, but time runs out quickly on a well-lived life, and for a lucky few, before they're back in diapers.
In the twilight of the 21st century, Alton B. Tapscott battles hurricanes, his children, the trappings of polite society, organized religion, and the inescapable control of technology—his only weapons being his cat, a pair of prescription arthritic socks, and his new Wi-Fi-enabled hearing aid.
With humor and heart, Chinese New Year details the life of an average American hero of a certain age as he catches an Uber, enters an assisted living facility, sees a baseball game, attends an irreverent celebration of Mass, bingo, and celebrates Chinese New Year. It deals with fate, free will, friendship, and what it might really mean to remember who he wants to be as he slips deeper into the addle of his age.
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- Malise O'Banion
- 10-25-23
Really great read/listen
Poignant and funny—this book will have you laughing and crying a little at the exploits of the aging protagonist. Landry really brings Tapscott to life, and you might find yourself turning up the ac during the descriptions of the Louisiana heat. Looking forward to the sequel!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Anonymous User
- 04-01-24
Wonderful narration for an okay story
While I may have not been the biggest fan of the pacing throughout the story, the characters were rich, and the twinges of slightly dark comedy were humorous enough.
The narration by Wesley Landry was spectacular, as he brought such depth with each character. He truly brought each character to life with every dulcet syllable.
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- Will Hutcheson
- 11-07-23
Too real
Story hits a bit too close to home. If you are looking for a quick listen on the commute to visit an aging parent, the story is bleak, but the voice acting is excellent!
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