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A Leaner Meaner Midlife
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Publisher's summary
I want to live my life in peace for a little while as opposed to pieces. I don’t know who I have to bribe to catch a break, but I’m willing to pay the big bucks.
Apparently, no one got the memo. Midlife is one messy ride.
Fine. I’m off to Lexington, Kentucky to find a self-proclaimed dragon who sports a mullet, beer belly and delusions of Immortal grandeur. This time he’s gone too far. He’s messed with me and mine for the last time.
The way to end a dragon is to remove his tail. We thought we had. A tail is in the back. Right?
Wrong.
So, so wrong.
With the love of my Immortal life by my side along with a few smack-talking, geriatric Nephilim and a foul-mouthed, toothpick loving Keeper of Fate, I’m ready.
And when it’s done, I’m taking a freaking vacation. I’ve earned it.
It’s time to slay the dragon for good.
This time there will be no mercy.
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 68
I’m determined to honor the memory of my family by respecting the rabbit shifter community’s traditions. That is right up until I’m slapped in the face with an unexpected betrayal. The Elders are offering me up on a silver platter to the five male rabbit shifters whose favorite pastime is tormenting me.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Short and Sweet
- By Amazon Customer on 01-02-24
By: Sedona Ashe
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Switching Hour: Magic and Mayhem Book One
- By: Robyn Peterman
- Narrated by: Stephanie Riggio
- Length: 4 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 820
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 746
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Story4 out of 5 stars 740
Released from the magic pokey and paroled with limited power is enough to make any witch grumpy. However, if you throw in a recently resurrected cat, a lime-green Kia, and a sexy egotistical werewolf, it's enough to make a gal fly off the edge. Not to mention a mission...with no freaking directions. So here I sit in Asscrack, West Virginia, trying to figure out how to complete my mysterious mission before All Hallows Eve when I'll get turned into a mortal.
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1 out of 5 stars
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This is funny?
- By Alexis on 05-28-17
By: Robyn Peterman
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The Write Hook
- The My So-Called Mystical Midlife Series, Book 1
- By: Robyn Peterman
- Narrated by: Hollis McCarthy
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,679
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,482
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,478
Four months of wallowing in embarrassed depression should be enough. I’m beginning to realize that no one is who they seem to be, and my life story might be spinning out of my control. It’s time to take a shower, put on a bra, and wear something other than sweatpants. Difficult, but doable. With my friends - real and imaginary - by my side, I need to edit my life before the elusive darkness comes for all of us.
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4 out of 5 stars
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The first half of a book😡
- By Buttons on 07-26-21
By: Robyn Peterman
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As the Underworld Turns
- The Good to the Last Demon Series, Book 1
- By: Robyn Peterman
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 6 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 492
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 458
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 453
What does a forty-year-old former child star do when she finds out she’s a Demon? A sitcom, of course. Age is just a number unless you’re an actress of a certain age trying to make a comeback in La La Land. Back in the day, I was the child star of the hit show Camp Bites. Today, I’m still living it down.After a disastrous soap opera audition and getting fired from a TV show for not having a bodacious enough backside, one would think I’d be smart enough to go into real estate. Nope. Just found out from the rudest, meanest, and hottest guy alive that I’m a Demon.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Save your time & credit or money
- By Krystle Campos on 12-09-22
By: Robyn Peterman
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Fashionably Dead
- By: Robyn Peterman
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 12 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,997
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,765
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,758
Vampyres don't exist. They absolutely do not exist. At least I didn't think they did 'til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead? Now I'm a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren't bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite, and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Porn
- By Jo Mc on 05-11-17
By: Robyn Peterman
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Magical Midlife Madness (Dramatized Adaptation)
- Leveling Up, Book 1
- By: K.F. Breene
- Narrated by: Emlyn McFarland, Tia Shearer, Marni Penning, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 53 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 4
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 4
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Story5 out of 5 stars 4
"Happily Ever After" wasn't supposed to come with a do-over option. But when my husband of twenty years packs up and heads for greener pastures and my son leaves for college, that's exactly what my life becomes. Do-over. This time, though, I plan to do things differently. Age is just a number, after all, and at forty I'm ready to carve my own path. Eager for a fresh start, I make a somewhat unorthodox decision and move to a tiny town in the Sierra foothills. I'll be taking care of a centuries old house that called to me when I was a kid.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Pleasantly Surprised
- By KonBloodlust on 05-26-24
By: K.F. Breene
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Dead to the World
- Crossroads Queen, Book 1
- By: Annabel Chase
- Narrated by: Vivienne Leheny
- Length: 7 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 104
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 89
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 90
Lorelei Clay isn’t like other people. She isn’t even like other supernaturals. Her specialties are the nightmares of the living, communication with the dead, and cooking bacon until it’s golden brown and perfectly crispy—no magic required.
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4 out of 5 stars
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bought book 2
- By LittlePinkShopper on 02-12-24
By: Annabel Chase
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Midlife Curses
- Witching Hour, Book 1
- By: Christine Zane Thomas
- Narrated by: Cris Dukehart
- Length: 5 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 199
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 180
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 180
Creel Creek, Virginia, is the last place either of her ex-husbands would ever think to look for Constance. What better place to hide from her humiliations than a town too small to warrant a mention on a map? Laid off, and recently divorced from husband number two, this former workaholic moves in with her estranged - and very strange - grandmother. A grandmother who informs Constance that she comes from a long line of powerful witches. And on the day she hits the big 4-0, she'll come into her powers.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Felt like a YA
- By Anniken on 01-20-21
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Cold Hearted
- Cursed Fae, Book 1
- By: Leia Stone, Julie Hall
- Narrated by: Vanessa Moyen, Adam Gold
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1
To save my kingdom, someone must die. Every hundred years, a curse descends on Faerie, ravaging its lands and killing its people. For the last two millennia, the Summer Court princess has always been the one to stop it. Now it’s my turn. I’ve been preparing to become one thing my entire life: the perfect assassin. My mission is simple. Travel to the mirror realm, find an Ethereum Lord, return to Faerie with his magical heart.
By: Leia Stone, and others
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Southern Spirits
- Southern Ghost Hunter Mysteries, Book 1
- By: Angie Fox
- Narrated by: Tavia Gilbert
- Length: 7 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,719
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,460
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,452
When out-of-work graphic designer Verity Long accidentally traps a ghost on her property, she's saddled with more than a supernatural sidekick - she gains the ability to see spirits. It leads to an offer she can't refuse from the town's bad boy, the brother of her ex and the last man she should ever partner with. Ellis Wyatt is in possession of a stunning historic property haunted by some of Sugarland, Tennessee's finest former citizens.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Pleasant Surprise
- By Beatrice on 01-10-16
By: Angie Fox
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House of Sky and Breath (Part 1 of 2) (Dramatized Adaptation)
- Crescent City, Book 2
- By: Sarah J. Maas
- Narrated by: full cast
- Length: 11 hrs
- Original Recording
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Overall0 out of 5 stars 0
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Performance0 out of 5 stars 0
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Story0 out of 5 stars 0
Bryce Quinlan and Hunt Athalar are trying to get back to normal—they may have saved Crescent City, but with so much upheaval in their lives lately, they mostly want a chance to relax. Slow down. Figure out what the future holds. The Asteri have kept their word so far, leaving Bryce and Hunt alone. But with the rebels chipping away at the Asteri's power, the threat the rulers pose is growing. As Bryce, Hunt, and their friends get pulled into the rebels' plans, the choice becomes clear: stay silent while others are oppressed, or fight for what's right.
By: Sarah J. Maas
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Robert
- A Forty Proof Novella
- By: Shannon Mayer
- Narrated by: Jake Bordeaux
- Length: 1 hr and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 56
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 52
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Story4 out of 5 stars 52
In 1876, we were called to Savannah, Georgia to help with an infestation of demons. If we'd known what we, my wife Evangeline, and I, were walking into, we'd have run the other way. As it was, we shared tea with a vampire and stepped into a battle we did not understand until it was too late.
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5 out of 5 stars
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the ending!!!!
- By Tammy Hinspeter on 04-18-24
By: Shannon Mayer
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Bonded in Death
- In Death
- By: J. D. Robb
- Narrated by: Susan Ericksen
- Length: 10 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall0 out of 5 stars 0
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Performance0 out of 5 stars 0
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Story0 out of 5 stars 0
His passport read Giovanni Rossi. But decades ago, during the Urban Wars, he was part of a small, secret organization called The Twelve. Responding to an urgent summons from an old compatriot, he landed in New York and eased into the waiting car. And died within minutes… Lieutenant Eve Dallas finds the Rossi case frustrating. She’s got an elderly victim who’d just arrived from Rome; a widow who knows nothing about why he’d left; an as-yet unidentifiable weapon; and zero results on facial recognition.
By: J. D. Robb
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His Maker's Mark
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 2 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 68
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 60
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Story5 out of 5 stars 60
Annaleigh Bartow has one goal in mind. Save the last remaining examples of her grandfather’s stonemasonry work. Unfortunately, that work is part of an old hotel scheduled for demolition. And she’s not the only one out to get a piece of it. When her attempt is thwarted by some ruthless thugs, an unexpected hero comes to her rescue. One who both frightens and fascinates her. One who will change her life in ways she can’t imagine.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Gargoyles more than legends
- By teddy on 04-03-24
By: Kristen Painter
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Witches in the Kitchen
- Magic Inn Paranormal Mysteries, Book 1
- By: Danielle Garrett
- Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
- Length: 6 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 259
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 232
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 232
Danielle Garrett presents Book 1 in the Magic Inn Paranormal Mysteries.
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4 out of 5 stars
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I Must Have Missed Something…
- By Marie G. on 08-15-23
By: Danielle Garrett
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The Bodies in the Library
- A First Edition Library Mystery, Book 1
- By: Marty Wingate
- Narrated by: Fiona Hardingham
- Length: 9 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 248
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 214
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Story4 out of 5 stars 215
Hayley Burke has landed a dream job. She is the new curator of Lady Georgiana Fowling's First Edition library. The library is kept at Middlebank House, a lovely Georgian home in Bath, England. Hayley lives on the premises and works with the finicky Glynis Woolgar, Lady Fowling's former secretary. Mrs. Woolgar does not like Hayley's ideas to modernize The First Edition Society and bring in fresh blood. And she is not even aware of the fact that Hayley does not know the first thing about the Golden Age of Mysteries.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A Perfect Cozy!
- By A. Abboud on 09-20-21
By: Marty Wingate
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The Vampire's Mail Order Bride
- Nocturne Falls, Book 1
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 5,686
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 5,232
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 5,215
After seeing her maybe-mobster boss murder a guy, Delaney James assumes a new identity and pretends to be a mail order bride. She finds her groom-to-be living in a town that celebrates Halloween every day. Weird. But not as weird as what she doesn't know. Her groom-to-be is a 400-year-old vampire.
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2 out of 5 stars
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A Major letdown.
- By Paul on 12-06-18
By: Kristen Painter
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